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my hair is rly bothering me right now like wow its all wet and sticking to my head gross why is my tablet pen laying on my crotch i was not even drawing god i hate jane crocker so much wow wow kaboom you should have mailbox explosion like wow no you shouldnt be in homestuck i hate everyone irl i kinda wanna die right now but the kind of die that you think you want to die and you die and itll take you somewhere peaceful like yaoi heaven and dirkjake is cano n 

wo i ‘m reaslly tired i jsut want to sleep but it’s only 9:00 pm and if i sleep now chances are i’ll wake up at like 3 am and be super pissed off at everything my sleep schedule is piss wow i love pigeons someone buy me a fnatail pigeon and a partridge hatoful boyfriend is literally my life right now someone kill me right now turns into a bird and flies away into the clouds kill me

dirkjake is the best ship i want to cry every time i think about them but i really should stop thinking about them during school because you know i am failing three classes because im constantly daydreaming about them kissing and hugging and being husbands i should seriously stop that wow but i dont want to because dirkjake is amazing and yeah??? hm hm HM also i didnt do any of my homework oops

right now jay is rubbing my nipples ok now hes rubbing my entire body and im not supposed to stop typign -sdgfsiondflkm asoids dlkg rtherhjsk my sdifnsdkf rpicvTE AREA S OIMF I CAN’T STOP HE SI massaging me ok and now he is breathing into my ear and hes making me doi tis id i cant stop sdujnsdkf MINOERDGF BONER KMSDFISDOFLKMGSDOFI OSANDF NISDOFKMDSF HTIS IS ME TYPING AND NO T STOPIGN SDFBUT FUCK MY ow wowWOWOWO SDO NOT BITE THERE OSKF ok im not eating suds *Even trying to type anymre oike ithe is literally like touching me im not kidding or anything and im not supposed to stop typing at all so im not sure what to say now ok i really like dirk and jake alot nd ind im IBIURJKS GRINDING SDOIFSDMLKFDI i’m really sorry i apologize to everyone holy fsucking shit sodfsdf i literally cant stop ok sdfikslmgfd ii ae aboner

Wow ok this soup is really good my breath must reek though, oh man I wish I could get some smooches soon but with my luck it will be like another five years why am I so picky dang I am literally the worst ok cheer up Charliiiee think fun thought like oh man I really want a binder do you know how awesome that would be I would wear it legit most days why are they so expensive I can’t wait to get a job and start saving up for things again and not have to worry about when I can eat next oh man I want to cuddle now gosh now I south pathetic don’t I should I pulish this yeah whatever no one’s going to read this….dang. I just want to be a really great Dirk.

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haha this is pretty neat, and i havbe no idea what i’m doing hehe HAHAahahha… I need to finish that research paper that’s due like, tomorrow, and I only have 4 pages. 4 pages oh my gof oh and this beef i think it tastes really weird the flavor still hangs on my tounge grossly o and i went to swimming today and i saw sams bubtt hes a really hot person..,…,… he’s really hot ok

god what ammi doing omfg will i got to hell for saying omfg i probably will man i wish someone eouwl dlike me like dlatrey look a lke man he’s a babe i wish i could socilaizwe wow oh wow roger dalteeys butt mmmm yea bby thats fine jam jam lol sherlock do you guys like shewrlock???/?/? it’s a good show ok go wath it lke the offic eoh god i love steve carell also no no  npo sms osmf g stopping now

Type without thinking?  Oh jeez, all this is gonna be is some long ramble, and not even a ramble with a point it’s just gonna be a lot of shit and oh jeez, it’s so hard to do this without stopping when you’re keyboard sucks and you easily make typos and you can’t stand typos and wow just made another one, just call me Miss Backspace, but wait I want to be called Karen, don’t fucking callmeMiss Backspace!!!!  Ugh, I just made those words run together I see but I’m not gonna fix it, it takes too long because honestly this thing doesn’t show up the words fast enough it’s like I type out a word and then after it’s finished to I see the first letter pop up on my screen it’s like wow what a stupid tablet, you can’t keep up with me even when I’m not going my fastest speed?  What is wrong with you?  I don’t think I should be allowed to do this, Imean, I can’t stop typing, and I’ve written so much about nothing but random shit,and yet I’m still going!   Jeez, I wonder if Pete does shit like this, you know just keep on going on forever with his random thoghts.  I bet he has a lot of them, I mean he’s so smart and talkative, he can’t just not do this shit!  Damn, I love him.  I guess with Mina dumping me, I have theright to daydream  about Pete again.  I want Pete.  I want him so bad.  I want to marry him and I want to be his one and only.  I want it to be younger Pete so I can have his kids and stuff and we can be a happy family,and I need to stop now!

wow what am i goign to write for his i dont even know I really want to go get food right now in the kitchen but im too lazy and i also should change into my pjamas because the way im sitting is really uncomfortable but yeah too lazy so let’s see im listening to some music right now. yup jamming out like every other indifferent teenager with a freaking computer wow shut up im not even making any sense that is OK though because pete townshend is like flooding my dashboard and that is great because he’s hot even though my FRIENDS don’t think so. they make fun of his big nose but you know what??? he probably has a massive penis 10x bigger than his nose. wow i need to stop being such a perverted weirdo because i forget sometimes just how perverted the things i say are. AND WAIT you know that tumblr post limit? it sucks so freaking much because i’m always worried that i’m going to reach it and then be bored for the whole night. fuck you karp you fat porcupine really anywho i think i’m going to stop because i have to pee

Mr santa bring us some toys. I sang that when I was in a girls choir. I am really full I shared sesame chicken with my friend haleigh. I really like cadberry eggs they are my FAVORITE things about easter the middle is delicious and I want one but i am trying to loose weight. I am 112lbs and I was to be 110 soon that would be nice yes. I want to look skinny in the gown I have to wear at a music festival where I will play flute. I LOVE PLAYING FLUTE and I LOVE marching band I really want to be drum major next year wow this was fun. I LOVE GREEN DAY k I’m done this was nice good bye!

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